Welcome To The Jungle, We’ve Got …

Hey Friend,

You’ve been busy since we first met, but with it being the new year, I figured now was the best time to get to know each other again.

Hi, I’m Tim Castleman.

I’m guessing you first came into my life by purchasing one of the many ‘notes’ products I’ve produced since 2012. Traffic & Conversion, Funnel Hacking Live, Marketing Funnel Automation, and many more live events covered in depth.

Maybe you we’re a little more bold and adventurous and followed along over my shoulder as we became best selling authors, opened an eCom store, sold stuff online and even in my very distant past – helped local offline businesses … way before you needed to be an Agency to be cool 😉

Or maybe you were really committed and previously joined The GreenRoom (formerly The Lighthouse / Simple Little Business Insiders which is all because I can’t make up my damn mind on a name) so you could see what I’m working on now and ask any questions you might have about your plans and ideas.

Regardless of how we came to know each other, welcome and I’m glad you’re here.

Here’s what you can expect from me.

1. No Bullshit. I’m not going to sell you push button software or share bullshit ideas and dreams. If I haven’t looked it over, used it, and seen the results for myself, you’ll never hear about it from me.

2. No Crack Head Marketing Strategies. I remember when I started online in 2008 I was desperate to quit my job and make as much money as possible.

I did just that a year later, but the problem was that doing all of that (and more) still left me vulnerable, without a ‘real business’, and subject to the whims of life.

I found out just how screwed I was in 2017 and it took me until 2019 to fix it, but that’s a story for next time.

For now just know that I won’t be pumping you up with the ‘next best thing’, gamechanging software that breaks 2 weeks after it launches, and the latest social media platform for you to invade.

3. Fun & Games. Sometimes I email daily, other times I take weeks between reaching out. Don’t be offended or worried if you don’t hear from me for a minute. It’s not you, it’s me, I promise. But when you do hear from me you’ll get a glimpse into what I’m working on, thinking about, discovering and more when it comes to this thing we call business & life.

90% business, 10% fun, 10% wtf

Sometimes I share my latest marketing breakthrough, other times I’ll send you photos of me sunbathing my balloon knot…. it’s called balance, look it up.

If you get offended easily or don’t have a sense of humor, this might not be the best place for you.

Lets see shall we?

Speak soon,

Tim




2020 Amirite

If you’re anything like me I’m sure your inbox has been absolutely slaughtered from marketers and false profits alike claiming that they have the perfect plan to ….


1. Kick 2021 Off With A Bang

2. Challenge Yourself Like Never Before

3. Overcome All Your Flaws & Obstacles

They’re all full of crap and I’ll prove instantly.

How many of these profits predicted 2020 PRIOR to it happening?

Not a one.

Unless you wear the tinnest of tin hats, that didn’t happen because NO ONE could have seen what 2020 became.

I bet these are the same folks who are jumping on the latest trend and telling you it’s the ONE THING you’re missing in your life and business.

Have you heard about Clubhouse and how it will change your life ?!? /s Because if not, you’re about to by them.

Instead let me ask you this dear reader, do you currently have

1. A website or ecom store people can find online?

2. A way to capture customers information and emails and advertise to them?

3. A way to take peoples money online?

A simple yes or no will do.

Hit reply and let me know if you do or don’t have all 3 things.

No judgement here, I’m genuinely curious, and yes I’ll be the one reading and responding to your emails.

Tim